Chelsea Handler ends Kimmel Run by beginning with Joe Rogan and Clarence Thomas

Chelsea Handler started her host week as a guest for Jimmy Kimmel by going after “pro-life” Republicans and joking that her own three abortions are all the proof Americans need Roe v. Wade should never have been exposed.

“I’ve thoroughly enjoyed my guest time,” the comedian said on Thursday night. “But like women’s rights, all good things must come to an end.” If “nothing else,” she took comfort because she “caused a viewer to change his stance,” emphasizing a tweet that began, “Knowing she’s not raising kids is almost a word. justifies abortion.”

In her last monologue of the week, Handler gives a history lesson on the 19th Amendment, which gave women the right to vote in 1919. Just over a hundred years later, she proposes The 28th Amendment to “end men’s suffrage”.

But if that’s not a realistic option, she issued a challenge to American men: “Guys, if you don’t want us to pursue your interests, you You should stand up and join the fight to protect our interests. “

Instead of “explaining” to women how to get their rights back, she said, “Shut up, OK? What about you, you do the job once and don’t open your mouth unless you’re chanting, ‘Her body, her choice.’ “She begs the men,” Talk to your sons. Tell them why this is so important before they get radicalized by Joe Rogan. “

“You have the power to make a difference,” Handler added. “If every man just donated a dollar to Planned Parenthood after they masturbated, the organization would have enough resources to help every woman on planet Earth.”

“And you all have to bear some damn responsibility,” she said. “Abortion is a man’s problem. Because without men, there would be no abortion. In fact, without the men, we’d all be knocking each other out in space right now. “

Handler ended his words with “an encouraging little tidbit,” sworn by Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson. “For the first time, there are now four women on the Supreme Court,” she said cheerily. “And five if you include that bitch Clarence Thomas.”

For more, listen to Chelsea Handler on The last laugh audio files.

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